Can’t make a good soup, can’t do a handstand in a pool, can’t spell the word lieutenant. There’s a lot of can’ts in my life right now.

(via sensingsarcasm)


(via n0tabigail)


bestnatesmithever:

marniethedog:

Back from the Farmers Market

What the hell is wrong with your dog? What is dog and what is chair in this picture?

bestnatesmithever:

marniethedog:

Back from the Farmers Market

What the hell is wrong with your dog? What is dog and what is chair in this picture?


dumbkili:

megamaximumpower:

dumbkili:

"you need to make this appointment yourself"

image

I have no words.

really cuz it seems to me like u have at least 4

(via sensingsarcasm)


quietandsarcastic:


Read it again:  EVERY.  SINGLE.  REPUBLICAN.  Yes, that includes women. 

quietandsarcastic:

Read it again:  EVERY.  SINGLE.  REPUBLICAN.  Yes, that includes women. 

(via sensingsarcasm)


cubchoo:

a shocking but not unwelcome twist

cubchoo:

a shocking but not unwelcome twist

(via sensingsarcasm)


thisshitfunny:

madredenutrias:

Wait. … wait…


don’t do that stop doing that

thisshitfunny:

madredenutrias:

Wait. … wait…

don’t do that stop doing that

(via twotabletaylor)


lasfloresdemayo:

pregnantfitmom:

casualblessings:

May you have enough money to pay your bills this month with a little extra left over for a bit of fun.

This is one of the nicest things to wish for someone

Yes.

(via nurse-sarah)


riddlersgammon:

that time of year is approaching

scary lawn decorations

terrifying tv programs

people in costumes going door to door

election season

(via lilredrunner)


savagefluff:

cyborgpotatogifs:

EASILY DISTRACTED

This is me on a daily basis…

(via and-justforgettheworld)